Plant-based Pros Prints

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The vegan hunter

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

The early days of tofurkey.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"