Plant-based Advocate Prints

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"States of tofu"

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The sea 2050.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Ignoring Climate Change

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Earth Day Summit.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'