Plant-based Proud Prints

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The vegan hunter

The early days of tofurkey.

"How almond milk is made"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"