Plant-based Proud Prints

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'New Barbeque.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The vegan hunter

I will eat my greens for you (today!)