Plant-based Champion Prints

"I'm not familiar, but then again, I never was much of a sports fan."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Peas on Earth.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

The early days of tofurkey.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Where we get veggie burgers

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

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