Plant-based Practitioner Prints

"So much for going vegan."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'New Barbeque.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

The early days of tofurkey.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The vegan hunter

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"How almond milk is made"

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Where we get veggie burgers