Fertilizer Plant Worker Gifts

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Thank you, Essential Workers

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

'That plant food really works!'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Time Out For Teddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Nuclear waste.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Who's the new guy?'

Idle parts