Fertilizer Fanatics T-Shirts

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'That plant food really works!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

COWS: Cow Pong

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Domestic Animals.

The stuff of Legend.

Some genetically engineered pig

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.