Fertilizer Fanatics Prints

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cow Pinatas

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'That plant food really works!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.

Some genetically engineered pig

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

The stuff of Legend.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."