Fertilizer Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

An early space launch attempt.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Snowman carrot substitute.