Fertilizer Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

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A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.