Fertilizer Aficionado Mugs

'That plant food really works!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

'That plant food really works!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Cow and Milk

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

The worm that churned!

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I've located your problem, luv!

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.