Farming Aficionado Mugs

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

'Doc, I'll be eternally in your debt, I'm broke.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Well...She likes you!

Let's make this clear, you squeeze one of these again, it won't be just milk coming out of them, but blood from your ears as well!

Bloomin' contact lenses!

'Skim milk.'

Royal Wedding viewers.

"No darling, the farmer isn't throwing seeds for us now, he's planting new crops to feed us in Spring and Summer..."

Waiting For Rain.

Pull the udder one

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'