Moisturizer Aficionado Gifts

Male grooming.

Thirsting for skin cream.

Thick Skin Lotion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Flu vaccine.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

The Manicure.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Toe-Tickling Machine

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.