Moisturizer Enthusiast Gifts

'It good to have a gay cowboy or two in the outfit. They always carry lotions and moisturizers.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'