Humidity Enthusiast Gifts

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Global Warming.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

I'm color blind, please help.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.