Humidity Survivor Gifts

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Tourist in the desert

Umbrella Roof

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Looks like beach weather."

The corner that Spring's around

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Green Shoots

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

'Hot enough for you?'

Water Shortage

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"