Humidity Survivor Gifts

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Tourist in the desert

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Umbrella Roof

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Looks like beach weather."

The corner that Spring's around

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Green Shoots

Trees and hurricanes

Clancy: Thick Flies

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

'Hot enough for you?'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"