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'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Global Warming.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

I'm color blind, please help.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'