Humidity Hiker T-Shirts

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Audio Books

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."