Humidity Hiker Mugs

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Audio Books

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've got a friend in me."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."