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'It good to have a gay cowboy or two in the outfit. They always carry lotions and moisturizers.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

Pete Bog

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'