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Fred Trueman

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men can show their emotions!

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Football addict

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Elizabeth Truss MP

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

"We will remember them."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

'Determined little guy.'

Martin O'Neill

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Ballad of a Replacement Player