New York Supporter Gifts

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Eat my dust!"

Applause

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Leonore from Fidelio

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Determined little guy.'