New Yorker Fan Gifts

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Pigeon Little

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Bradley Wiggins

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Chris Froome

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'I may not have the skills or education for this position, but I do understand the cartoons in the The New Yorker.'

Almost Everything Bagel

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

The Chrysler Buildinger

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Welcome to the West Side

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Native trees of lexington avenue