New York Fan Gifts

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Cirque du staten Island!"

I love t-shirts.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

South Pork

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

The Chrysler Buildinger

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"I literally died in a theater, but Hamilton gets the Broadway treatment"

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

New York Cab

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"No animals were harmed during this production."