New York City Fanatic Gifts

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"We won!"

Friday

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

The Chrysler Buildinger

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!