New York City Fanatic Gifts

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"We won!"

Friday

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

The Chrysler Buildinger

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken