Welly Lovers Pillows

The Country Wedding.

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Wedding Wellies

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

'FOOD-FIGHT!'

Rooting.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Mae hi'in bwrw fel o grwe

Festival Goer!

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"It makes you look years younger."

Farmers

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

A young Richard Nixon quits his job at Denny's.

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

"We've had complaints from the local residents regarding nuisance calls."

The Creation of Static

'I love a bit of classic 70's comedy.'

Man in a phone booth using a mobile phone.

Fashions change - satire's in, slapstick is out.