Livewell Lovers Pillows

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."