Livewell Ponderer Pillows

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Happy thoughts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Baxter finally gets a life

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

George Orwell

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Robot Attack in Bath

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.