Livewell Ponderer Gifts

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Happy thoughts

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Death coach..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Baxter finally gets a life

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

George Orwell

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.