Petri Dish Ponderer Gifts

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"The doctor will see you now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Happy thoughts

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Bumper Limos

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Fish Food

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"Who's next?"

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Fruits and vegetables

This could be interesting...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?