Petri Dish Detective Gifts

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

Barks in code.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I found the termites!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Bacterial Culture

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?