Petri Dish Fanatic Gifts

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Ever killed a man?"

Preserved

She found baking helped enormously.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Ready...."

Bacterial Culture

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"The doctor will see you now."

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Introductory Police Training

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Popular Culture

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Cuckoo blender

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"They ran out of carrots."

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

Biolab. At first I didn't like bacteriology, but it grew on me!