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"Now, that's the sign of a very advanced culture!"

Biolab. At first I didn't like bacteriology, but it grew on me!

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Bacterial Culture

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

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