Petri Dish Philosopher Gifts

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Lemniskate

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Ever killed a man?"

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Bacterial Culture

"The doctor will see you now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Popular Culture

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

Biolab. At first I didn't like bacteriology, but it grew on me!

"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"Now, that's the sign of a very advanced culture!"

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

"Goldie left to live upstate on a fish farm."

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"

'Not here, you'll scare the fish.'