Petri Dish Detective Pillows

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

Barks in code.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I found the termites!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Bacterial Culture

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"The doctor will see you now."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Wanted dog! reward!