Petri Dish Enthusiast Pillows

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Why Cows Leave Home

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

The Great Canadian Novel

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Bacterial Culture

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."