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"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Why Cows Leave Home

"I'm going to get you fired."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

The Great Canadian Novel

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Bacterial Culture

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'