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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Children's Art Show.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"It's a mobile."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"I guess life does imitate art."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"The doctor will see you now."

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Pavement Art.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

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