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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"It's a mobile."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"I guess life does imitate art."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"The doctor will see you now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Pavement Art.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

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