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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"The doctor will see you now."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Happy thoughts

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Bumper Limos

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Fish Food

"Who's next?"

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Fruits and vegetables

This could be interesting...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'