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'Psst! Wanna buy some people food?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'How is the water prepared?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"The doctor will see you now."

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Who's next?"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"Delivery."

Fruits and vegetables

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

This could be interesting...

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"