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Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Happy thoughts

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Ricochet

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"