Porcelain Ponderer Gifts

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Happy thoughts

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"The doctor will see you now."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"