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"I'm going to get you fired."

Diner.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The secret lives of household things.

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacterial Culture

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"The doctor will see you now."

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

Mirage guidance.

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Popular Culture

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"I think this is a red."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'They've set the bar too high!'