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'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Diner.

Polar bear bowling alley

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The secret lives of household things.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacterial Culture

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"The doctor will see you now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

Mirage guidance.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

Popular Culture

Introvert-in-a-Box

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"I think this is a red."

Scary story time at math camp.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'