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"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Diner.

"Tour de Frank"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Platter confusion.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Mixed marriage: food fight

Florida Golf.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'