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Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

"Beanirrito"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

American style Greek cafe.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Pastrami in the wild

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'What the devil is that?

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."