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'So...they got you too.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.