Fusion Dish Explorer Gifts

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Diner.

"Tour de Frank"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Platter confusion.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Florida Golf.

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Mixed marriage: food fight

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"