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"Ever killed a man?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Non-Humble Pie.

Bacterial Culture

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Selfbee

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"The doctor will see you now."

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Some Zoomies

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Top Hat

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Popular Culture

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'