Petri Dish Fan Mugs

"Ever killed a man?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Non-Humble Pie.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Bacterial Culture

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Selfbee

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"The doctor will see you now."

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Some Zoomies

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

Top Hat

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Popular Culture

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'