Pest Detective Gifts

'I found the termites!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

"You should have come to see me sooner."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Yep, you've got mice, alright...and I'm afraid they're multiplying!"

Mouse Trap Fail

"Got any 'jumper' cables?"

"Those moths are getting creative...!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

A woman calls her husband to save her from a bug.

"That could be the hole it got in through."

Flee And Tick Collar

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Billy strip: fleas in auntie's house.

'The tent caterpillars are just awefull this year.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'We have a no bed bug guarantee. We fill each room with pharaoh ants - their natural enemies.'

"You damn fool! Can't you tell the difference between air freshener and roach spray?"

Ask me about my litter!

Flies Caught On Tape

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'I warned you, no pets allowed in the kitchen.'

Removing - No. II

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.